Cool nerd giving this one last try.
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Pretty cynical about online dating. If you're looking for a casual relationship, please go to another profile because I'm interested in something serious and long-term.
I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.
I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.
Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.
Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.
Humor is extremely important to me;
Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.
If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.
About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.
For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.
Now you understand why my eye is crossed.
I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.
I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.
Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.
Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.
Humor is extremely important to me;
Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.
If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.
About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.
For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.
Now you understand why my eye is crossed.
Zodie
Capricorn
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Mare și frumos
Înălțimea mea este
5' 3 (1.6 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Albaștri
Sunt de etnie
Ashkenazi
Starea mea civilă este
Divorțat(ă)
Am copii
Nu
Doresc copii
Nu
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Ochi
Body Art
Străpuns... Dar numai ureche(i)
Părul meu este
Argintiu
Am mai multe de asta
Pisică
Dispus să mă mut
Da
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Muncă la domiciliu
Specializarea mea este
Artă / Muzică / Literatură
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
Comic book writer.
Salariul meu anual este
15,000$ - 29,999$
Eu trăiesc
Singur(ă), Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă
Nu este zgomot
Fumez
Da - des
Beau
Da - sociabil
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Izgonit
Comportamentul meu social este
Închis, Timid, Atent, Prietenos, De comedie, Cochet
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Învățare, Muzică, Filme, Internet , Jocuri, Mese, Călătorii, Gătire, Calculatoare
Distracția bună pentru mine este
La cumpărături, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Dormit, La un concert, La un muzeu
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi
An activity that doesn't require me to use pepper mace.
Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc
Breathing under water without extra equipment.
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Nu am nici un prieten
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Reformată
Particip la servicii
Niciodată
Scopul meu în viață este
Getting my original comic published, finding true love, getting as much function in my leg back as possible, going through enough plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.
Genul meu de umor este
Inteligent, Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos, Ridicol, Tainic, Vulgar
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Desene animate, Documentar, Instruire, Filme
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Dramă, Documentar, Animație, Pentru adulți
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rock , Electronică, Pop , Clasică, Blues , Industrială, Latino, New Age , Ambient , Dance , Soul , Reggae , Gospel , Folk , Punk
Când citesc, eu citesc
Comic , Fantezie , Ficțiune, Natură, Știință, Științifico-fantastic, Sunt un autor
Distracția pentru mine este
Discussing quantum physics while naked.
În căutare de
Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Empatie, Sensibilitate, Ciudățenii, Putere, Flirt, Rațiune, Grija
Ce căutați?
Mostly, I look for loose change on the floor after barfights.
Ce fel de relație doriți?
Prieten, Căsătorie, Dedicat(ă)