Cool nerd giving this one last try.
cirocco
Creve Coeur, Missouri | Vrouw Op zoek naar een Man
Algemene Informatie
Ik spreek:
Engels
Ik beschrijf mezelf als:
Pretty cynical about online dating. If you're looking for a casual relationship, please go to another profile because I'm interested in something serious and long-term.
I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.
I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.
Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.
Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.
Humor is extremely important to me;
Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.
If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.
About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.
For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.
Now you understand why my eye is crossed.
I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.
I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.
Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.
Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.
Humor is extremely important to me;
Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.
If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.
About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.
For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.
Now you understand why my eye is crossed.
Sterrenbeeld
Steenbok
Uiterlijk & Situatie
Mijn Lichaamstype Is
BBW
Mijn Lengte Is
5' 3 (1.6 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn
Blauw
Mijn Ethniciteit Is
Ashkenazi
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is
Gescheiden
Ik Heb Kinderen
Nee
Ik Wil Kinderen
Nee
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is
Ogen
Body Art
Piercings, maar alleen in mijn oren
Mijn Haar Is
Witharig
Ik heb één of meer van deze
Kat
Ben je bereid te verhuizen?
Ja
Status
Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is
MBO
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is
Ik Werk Thuis
Mijn specialisatie is
Kunst / Muziek / Literatuur
Mijn functie is:
Comic book writer.
Mijn jaarsalaris is:
Tussen de €15.000 en €30.000
Ik Woon
Alleen, Met Huisdier(en)
Bij mij thuis
Is het rustig
Ik Ben Een Roker
Ja - Vaak
Ik Drink
Ja - Als ik uitga
Persoonlijkheid
Op de middelbare school was ik
Buitenstaander
In sociale situaties ben ik
Gereserveerd, Verlegen, Opmerkzaam, Vriendelijk, Grappig, Flirterig
Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn
Nieuwe Dingen Leren, Muziek, Films, Internet, Spellen, Eten, Reizen, Koken, Computers
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is
Winkelen, Thuis blijven, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Films, Relaxen, Slapen, Naar een concert gaan, Naar een museum gaan
Een perfecte eerste date is
An activity that doesn't require me to use pepper mace.
Wat ik altijd al eens heb willen proberen:
Breathing under water without extra equipment.
Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als
Ik heb geen vrienden
Meningen
Mijn Geloof Is
Gereformeerde Kerk
Ik Ga Naar Diensten
Nooit
Mijn Doel In Het Leven Is
Getting my original comic published, finding true love, getting as much function in my leg back as possible, going through enough plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.
Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is
Camp, Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Vriendelijk, Gek, Obscuur, Ranzig
Smaak
Op tv kijk ik:
Tekenfilms, Documentaires, Educatief, Films
In de bioscoop kijk ik:
Actie, Science Fiction, Komedie, Drama, Documentair, Animatie, Erotisch
Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar
Rock, Electonische Muziek , Pop, Klassiek, Blues, Industrial, Latin, New Age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Ik lees graag
Comedy, Fantasy, Fictie, Natuur, Natuurwetenschap, Science Fiction, Ik ben een schrijver
Mijn Idee Van Plezier is
Discussing quantum physics while naked.
Zoekt
Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?
Intelligentie, Goed Uiterlijk, Humor, Empathie, Gevoeligheid, Eigenaardigheden, Macht, Flirterig, Gevatheid, Bedachtzaamheid
Wat zoek je?
Mostly, I look for loose change on the floor after barfights.
Waar ben je naar op zoek?
Vriend, Een Huwelijk, Vastigheid