Cool nerd giving this one last try.
cirocco
Creve Coeur, Missouri | Mujer Buscando Hombre
Información Básica
Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Pretty cynical about online dating. If you're looking for a casual relationship, please go to another profile because I'm interested in something serious and long-term.
I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.
I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.
Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.
Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.
Humor is extremely important to me;
Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.
If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.
About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.
For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.
Now you understand why my eye is crossed.
I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.
I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.
Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.
Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.
Humor is extremely important to me;
Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.
If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.
About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.
For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.
Now you understand why my eye is crossed.
Signo
Capricornio
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Grande y Hermoso/a
Mi altura es
5' 3 (1.6 m)
Mis ojos son
Azules
Mi raza es
Ashkenazi
Mi situación marital es
Divorciado
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No
Mi Mejor característica es
Ojos
Piercings, tatuajes…
Piercing… pero sólo en las orejas
Mi pelo es
Plata
Tengo uno o más de estos
Gato
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Trabajo en casa
Mi especialidad es
Arte / Música / Literatura
Mi trabajo es como
Comic book writer.
Mi salario anual es de
$15,000USD a $29,999USD
Vivo en
Solo/a, Con Mascota/s
En casa
No es ruidoso
Soy Fumador
Si - A menudo
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Forajido
Socialmente, me describiría como
Reservados, Tímido/a, Observador, Amistoso, Cómico, Coqueto/a
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Aprender, Música, Películas, Internet, Juegos, Cenar, Viajar, Cocinar, Computadoras
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Ir de compras, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Dormir, Ir a un Concierto, Ir a un Museo
Mi primera cita ideal sería
An activity that doesn't require me to use pepper mace.
Siempre he querido probar
Breathing under water without extra equipment.
Mis amigos me describen como
No tengo amigos
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Reformista
Voy a la iglesia
Nunca
Mi meta en la vida
Getting my original comic published, finding true love, getting as much function in my leg back as possible, going through enough plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.
Mi sentido del humor es
Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amistoso, Bobo, Oscuro, Obsceno
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Educativos, Películas
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Drama , Documentales, Animación, Adulto
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Rock, Electrónica, Pop, Clásica, Blues, Industrial, Latino, Nueva Era / New Age, Ambiente, Baile, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Cómics, Fantasía, Ficción, Naturaleza, Ciencia , Ciencia Ficción, Soy un autor literario
Mi idea de diversión es
Discussing quantum physics while naked.
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Empatía, Sensibilidad, Rarezas, Poder, Coquetería, Ingenio, Detallista
¿Qué estás buscando?
Mostly, I look for loose change on the floor after barfights.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a , Matrimonio, Comprometido