Whose line is it, anyway?

Ik spreek:

Engels

Ik beschrijf mezelf als:

I recently decided to completely revamp my profiles because I felt that they were getting, how can I say this, boring. Believe it or not, my profile used to start with the following statement: "I prefer to be open, honest, affectionate, and caring." Now even though that statement may be totally true, I decided that it was just too flat. So I decided to have a little bit of fun.

Perhaps you might ask, what do I feel that I am doing with my life? This is a very existential question, if you think about it. It makes me wonder things like ... Should I have a greater plan for it all? Should I have some important personal goal that I want to tell you about? ... Well, I don't! Sadly, I often prefer to spend my time going to the gym, reading, hiking, bicycling, or going to the movies. On the bright side, I like to find opportunities for humor and play each day.

Now here's another one ... what do I spend time thinking about? My employer sent me to a mindfulness workshop last year. It described how random our internal thinking can be. That certainly fits me. I can be quite random. Now, I don't want you to think I am using this example to evade the question. I want you to know that I am taking this profile writing very seriously. I am pretty sure I have thoughts almost every day. I willing to bet I have at least a dozen, yes 12, actual thoughts a day. But right now, at this moment, when I am trying to tell you what I spend a lot of time thinking about, i can't think of them.

Moving on, what am I good at? I love being funny and playful. I can be silly without (hopefully) being immature. I will admit that is sometimes a struggle. I am very good at listening and communication. However, I do try to balance out all that boring niceness with my hobby, which is being general pain in the (you know what). 

Now I am going to admit something. I have read a good number of women's dating profiles. Many were very well written, and I have learned from reading them. I have noticed that many woman endorse items such as travel, or being adventurous, or displaying decent manners on the internet. In all fairness, I felt I should touch on these issues.

Travel? I have a long term relationship with the 405 freeway. Dysfunctional but long term. I am pretty sure that I have over 50,000 miles on that freeway. I think that makes me a pretty experienced traveler.

Adventurous? I am very adventurous when I can work up the nerve. Please do not ask me to elaborate on this, as I am beginning to feel faint.

Sterrenbeeld

Maagd

Mijn Lichaamstype Is

Fit

Mijn Lengte Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Mijn Ogen Zijn

Bruin

Mijn Ethniciteit Is

Blank

Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is

Gescheiden

Ik Wil Kinderen

Nee

Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is

Glimlach

Body Art

Ik zou er niet eens aan denken

Mijn Haar Is

Donkerbruinharig

Ik heb één of meer van deze

Geen huisdieren

Ben je bereid te verhuizen?

Nee

Ik eet koosjer

Nee

Ik ga naar een synagoge

Eén keer elke paar maanden

Spreek of lees je Hebreeuws?

Lezen

Mjn favoriete joodse maaltijd is

Klapstuk

Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is

Bachelor

Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is

Voltijd

Mijn specialisatie is

Recht

Mijn functie is:

Psychologist Manager

Ik Woon

Met kind(eren)

Bij mij thuis

Is het lekker rustig

Ik Ben Een Roker

Nee

Ik Drink

Ja - Als ik uitga

Op de middelbare school was ik

Intelligent

In sociale situaties ben ik

Verlegen, Vriendelijk, Grappig, Gezellig

Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn

Gezin, Eten, Fitness, Lezen, Nieuwe Dingen Leren, Muziek, Films, Koken

Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is

Met Vrienden zijn, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Films, Een boek lezen, Naar een museum gaan

Een perfecte eerste date is

Lunch on Balboa Island.

Wat ik altijd al eens heb willen proberen:

A large chain saw. Just kidding (mostly). How about jet skis? Maybe a motorcycle, if I had more of a death wish. :)

Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als

Vriendelijk, Iemand die ze willen zijn

Mijn Geloof Is

Gereformeerde Kerk

Ik Ga Naar Diensten

Op Feestdagen

Mijn Doel In Het Leven Is

Find a partner who can relate to (aka put up with) my sense of humor.

Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is

Vriendelijk, Gek

Op tv kijk ik:

Films

In de bioscoop kijk ik:

Actie, Science Fiction, Komedie

Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar

Rock, Klassiek

Ik lees graag

Business, Fictie, Gezondheid, Humor, Mysterie, Politiek, Natuurwetenschap, Science Fiction

Mijn Idee Van Plezier is

Good conversation, humor, movies, museums, botanical gardens, the beach, bicycling,Chinese food, Indian food, coffee, tea, salmon, blueberries, San Francisco, Palm Springs, reading, discussing current affairs, working out, hiking with a friend, walking at the beach, time to relax on the weekend.

Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?

Gevatheid, Flirterig, Spontaniteit, Moed, Gevoeligheid, Empathie, Humor, Goed Uiterlijk, Bedachtzaamheid, Intelligentie

Wat zoek je?

You should message me If you would like to chat and get acquainted
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You should also message me if you live near Long Beach. In fact, if you really like my profile, you don't even have to live that close.

And, definitely, if you can relate to my sense of humor.

Waar ben je naar op zoek?

Vriend, Date, Vastigheid