Hello, Cruel World

I Would Describe Myself As

An unusual, never married guy with diverse interests to some or an average loser with a Camry and a cat to others.

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Pisces

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Gray

My Ethnicity Is

Ashkenazi

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Hair Is

Black

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Legal

My Job Title Is

Researcher/writer

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Reading, Movies, Internet, Family, Cars, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A rooftop bar at 230 Fifth Avenue (corner of 27th Street); Friday or Sunday evening when it's not overly crowded; an ordinary (or better) looking woman sitting opposite me; she's single, never married, in her late 20s or 30s; we tell each other a bit about ourselves and, at one point, she looks intently me and says, "You know, you're as screwed up as I'm." "Yep, " I reply, "we've found each other." "To our meeting" and our glasses clink.

I've Always Wanted To Try

To play "I'm 5 and you're 12" type of a game. I'd be 5 years old, I don't know big words, and I'm a plain and simplistic pre-schoolder. You, on the other hand, are a sophisticated 12-year old in the fifth grade who has knows how to read and write, has studied "geography" (a big word), and is very smart. The point of the game is a contest as to who has more independent thinking, on the assumption that schooling kills independent thought. This game is far from boring, as no topic is off limits and the pre-schooler gets to ask all kinds of questions which a 12-year may have a difficult time answering. The hard part is not to step out of character.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Obscure

My Religion Is

Secular

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

To meet a woman I can depend on, to have children of whom I can be proud, and to die knowing that someone would miss me.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Blues, Jazz

When I Read, I Always Read

Humor, Mystery, Satire, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Walking on the Coney Island boardwark, running in Marine Park, sitting on a bench in the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens, doing nothing while enjoying silence.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

A direct response from you at alexandersimonny at the common search engine which starts with y.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Committed