2 fish in a tank, one says to the other..

Ich kann sprechen

Englisch

Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als

Do you know how to drive this thing?

I didn't know what to say, so an ex offered to write it for me and this is the result, unedited and unexpurgated. I think she should get a career in advertising, but here it is:

"I know people will be wondering why a woman would write a testimonial on a dating site for an ex but the truth of the matter is that Richard is deserving of such a thing since he is my ex boyfriend. Richard’s caring, considerate, respectful, in touch with his emotions. In fact, he is one of the few guys I’ve met who likes to talk about how they feel. He’s a one woman’s man; he’s your friend, companion, and lover rolled into one, and to top it all up, he has a great sense of humour. You’ll be laughing your socks off as he’s got this ability to turn situations into a long joke!

Richard’s also a driven, tough individual, ambitious at work, who takes his responsibilities seriously (like caring and providing for his two nearly grown daughters whom he adores). He can never do enough for people, he’s a giver, which is an increasingly rare quality to have in this day and age, but not a fool. He deeply dislikes deceipt, and can smell a liar miles away!
In short, Richard is a man who has a lot to offer to the right person, and I think he is ready now to meet his next soul mate.

Some people will be wondering why didn’t I stay with him if he’s such a great guy. The truth is that we met at the wrong time, that’s why it didn’t work out between us but that doesn’t mean we couldn’t remain friends, and that’s exactly what happened."

So, mad or just a great judge of character? Easy way to find out...

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Steinbock

Mein Körpertyp ist

Ein paar Pfunde zu viel

Meine Größe ist

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Meine Augen sind

Blau

Meine Herkunft ist

Ashkenazim

Mein Familienstand ist

Getrennt

Ich habe Kinder

Ja - Manchmal zuhause

Ich möchte Kinder

Nein

Meine beste Eigenschaft ist

Augen

Körperkunst

Würde nicht einmal daran denken

Mein Haar ist

Salz und Pfeffer

Bereit umzuziehen

Nein

Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist

Universitäts-Abschluss

Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist

Vollzeit

Meine Spezialität ist

Computer / Elektronik

Ich lebe

Alleine

Zuhause

Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei

Ich bin Raucher

Nein

Ich trinke

Ja - Eine oder zwei

In der Hauptschule war ich

Streber

Mein soziales Verhalten ist

Reserviert, Aufmerksam, Comedian, Flirtwillig

Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind

Lesen, Lernen, Musik, Filme, Familie, Essen gehen, Fotografie, Theater, Reisen, Kochen, Autos

Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Shoppen gehen, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Entspannen, Ein Buch lesen, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen

Ein ideales erstes Date wäre

Meeting at the entrance to the private airfield, our pilot waiting at the steps of the executive jet. He ushers us up the steps and the steward settles us in, offering champagne as the jet taxis to the runway. A short flight, spent with our heads close together, chatting, laughing, smiling and before we know it, we're coming into land at Venice, a water taxi waiting to sweep us to our hotel on the grand canal, liveried staff waiting on our every gesture. Now, that would be ONE ideal first date. However, if we can manage the chatting, laughing and smiling, then actually, does it really matter where we are?

Ich wollte immer schon versuchen

Being kidnapped by aliens

Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als

Freundlich

Meine Religion ist

Traditionell

Ich besuche Gottesdienste

In den Ferien

Mein Art Humor ist

Clever

Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an

Nachrichten, Dokumentationen, Dramen, Situations-Komödien, Filme, Wiederholungen

Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer

Action, Comedy, Romanze, Drama, Familie, Thriller

Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer

Rock, Pop, Klassik, Lating, Stimmungsvoll, Soul

Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer

Auto-Biografie, Biografie, Geschäft, Klassik, Computer, Fantasy, Fiction, Geschichte, Humor, Satire, Wissenschaft, Science Fiction, Technisch, Ich bin ein Autor

Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist

Spending time with my daughters, being with friends, riding my motorcycle, cooking with and for someone, reading, watching or listening to comedy that requires me to think and not just know which words are the swear words. Wandering round the narrow streets of a new foreign city, listening to the noises coming from the houses, smelling the aromas of their true cuisine, enjoying the cool shadows and silence, then bursting out into a square and realising with a laugh that we know where we are after all. Chips with Mayonnaise. Watching 'Antiques Roadshow' and laughing at the look on the faces of the pompous ones who think they have something really valuable and find out it's a copy made in Vietnam. Oh, and sitting with someone I care for, snuggled up, watching something we both enjoy and really not caring what it is.

Was findest du attraktiv?

Einfühlungsvermögen, Flirtwillig, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Intelligenz, Sensibilität, Esprit

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