Searching For The Exquisite Pink Panther
jacquesrclouseau
Los Angeles, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Former UCLA quarterback. Currently a shoe model. Have had less ****than Gandhi. Might be time to settle down and forget about ****all together. Can you light up a room (With or without a lamp)? Do you love rolling in the surf (Then, please explain what it means)? Do you know a good thing when it's right in front of you or are you so self-loathing that you sabotage your chances with truly loving men?
Sign
Gemini
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Ashkenazi
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Butt
Body Art
Other
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Work At Home
My Speciality Is
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is
Grand Poobah
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Photography, Theater, Cooking, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be
The Zoo watching naked animals react to pheromones and do the things that come naturally.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Taking out an appendix. Wouldn't mind going back to the year 1348. Pretending I'm normal like everyone else. I'm tired of leading the counter-culture and opposing authority. However, that's why I was put on this small, blue planet.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Obscure, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Reform
I Attend Services
Once A Year
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
to marry a wonderful woman and, together, raise a healthy and happy family!
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Comedy, Romance, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Electronic, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Classic, Fiction, Satire
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
Besides Incan treasure, I like a woman who is comfortable with herself. No drama. Lotsa laughs. ****appeal. A good egg. Interests of her own. I'm tired of stuck-up, entitled dogs who think they are the center of the universe. Don't pretend you are doing me a favor if you have two kids from a divorce. I can date women who are 25 years old if I choose so have something to offer and a nice manner if you're a little older or with children.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Marriage, Committed