Cool nerd giving this one last try.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Pretty cynical about online dating. If you're looking for a casual relationship, please go to another profile because I'm interested in something serious and long-term.

I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.

I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.

Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.

Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.

Humor is extremely important to me;

Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.

If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.

About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.

For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.

Now you understand why my eye is crossed.

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 3 (1.6 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Ashkenazi

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Work At Home

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

Comic book writer.

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

An activity that doesn't require me to use pepper mace.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Breathing under water without extra equipment.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

I Don't Have Any Friends

My Religion Is

Reform

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Getting my original comic published, finding true love, getting as much function in my leg back as possible, going through enough plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Nature, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

Discussing quantum physics while naked.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

Mostly, I look for loose change on the floor after barfights.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Marriage, Committed