Whose line is it, anyway?

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I recently decided to completely revamp my profiles because I felt that they were getting, how can I say this, boring. Believe it or not, my profile used to start with the following statement: "I prefer to be open, honest, affectionate, and caring." Now even though that statement may be totally true, I decided that it was just too flat. So I decided to have a little bit of fun.

Perhaps you might ask, what do I feel that I am doing with my life? This is a very existential question, if you think about it. It makes me wonder things like ... Should I have a greater plan for it all? Should I have some important personal goal that I want to tell you about? ... Well, I don't! Sadly, I often prefer to spend my time going to the gym, reading, hiking, bicycling, or going to the movies. On the bright side, I like to find opportunities for humor and play each day.

Now here's another one ... what do I spend time thinking about? My employer sent me to a mindfulness workshop last year. It described how random our internal thinking can be. That certainly fits me. I can be quite random. Now, I don't want you to think I am using this example to evade the question. I want you to know that I am taking this profile writing very seriously. I am pretty sure I have thoughts almost every day. I willing to bet I have at least a dozen, yes 12, actual thoughts a day. But right now, at this moment, when I am trying to tell you what I spend a lot of time thinking about, i can't think of them.

Moving on, what am I good at? I love being funny and playful. I can be silly without (hopefully) being immature. I will admit that is sometimes a struggle. I am very good at listening and communication. However, I do try to balance out all that boring niceness with my hobby, which is being general pain in the (you know what). 

Now I am going to admit something. I have read a good number of women's dating profiles. Many were very well written, and I have learned from reading them. I have noticed that many woman endorse items such as travel, or being adventurous, or displaying decent manners on the internet. In all fairness, I felt I should touch on these issues.

Travel? I have a long term relationship with the 405 freeway. Dysfunctional but long term. I am pretty sure that I have over 50,000 miles on that freeway. I think that makes me a pretty experienced traveler.

Adventurous? I am very adventurous when I can work up the nerve. Please do not ask me to elaborate on this, as I am beginning to feel faint.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

I keep kosher

No

I go to synagogue

Once every few months

Do you speak or read Hebrew?

Read

My favorite home cooked jewish meal is

Brisket

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

Psychologist Manager

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Dining, Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Lunch on Balboa Island.

I've Always Wanted To Try

A large chain saw. Just kidding (mostly). How about jet skis? Maybe a motorcycle, if I had more of a death wish. :)

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be

My Religion Is

Reform

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Goal In Life Is

Find a partner who can relate to (aka put up with) my sense of humor.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Friendly, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Classical

When I Read, I Always Read

Business, Fiction, Health, Humor, Mystery, Political, Science, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Good conversation, humor, movies, museums, botanical gardens, the beach, bicycling,Chinese food, Indian food, coffee, tea, salmon, blueberries, San Francisco, Palm Springs, reading, discussing current affairs, working out, hiking with a friend, walking at the beach, time to relax on the weekend.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

You should message me If you would like to chat and get acquainted
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You should also message me if you live near Long Beach. In fact, if you really like my profile, you don't even have to live that close.

And, definitely, if you can relate to my sense of humor.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Committed