Vegas + Single=Boredom

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm pretty too the point with my headline so describing myself is fairly easy when you don't have anything to hide. Spent the better part of the last 2 decades with 2 wives that just didn't seem to be on the same page with me as time passed. I'm so off the radar based on my past history, that when I applied in school to learn to work for Metro, I didn't get accepted the 1st try because my sheet was so clean, they thought I was using a fake identity. I'm entertaining, there aren't many who could match me story for story the 1st 41 years of their life, thats not always a good thing, but it makes me the man I am today, and my regrets are few. I'm gonna stay in town to continue to work and live, even with the misses of the last 12 years going another direction. My job with Metro keeps me in a casino during my shift usually. I like to play, I get paid to play on house money at no risk. Might sound fun, but it was a helluva lot more enjoyable to do when I felt like it on my own time, its pretty boring now. Anybody around that feels like hanging out with a fairly educated guy, ex NHL player, stable in all facets of his life, and outside of being able to jump back into any old social circle since my last non already friend, progress to GF then to future wife date was during the Clinton administration, pretty darn good guy, feel free to contact me. If this isn't for you, best of luck in your search. Thanks for reading.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Other

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Calves

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Black

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Municipal / Law Enforcement

My Job Title Is

Private Detective/Business Owner

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Sports, Internet, Games, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Gambling

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Considering my profile statement of not having a date with someone who wasn't already a friend, or friends friend since about 4 presidential terms ago is true, maybe a good pizza, banana split and some karaoke would be my 1st options.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be

My Religion Is

Unaffiliated

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Romance, Family, Animation

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Blues

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Comic, Humor, Music, Reference, Satire, Sports

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

The #1 thing that I personally look for first isn't on here surprisingly enough. Confidence. If you can't like you, then how would I be able too? All the "physical enhancements" you might like, can be bought. Hair Color, weight loss, clothes, all that is a drive to the mall away. I'd be more impressed if I was told my partner wanted to meet one of my clients for the 1st time in jeans and her favorite sweater because she says he'll love her anyways, then have her be uncomfortable in her own skin with wearing something else. I'm far from perfect, and I don't really want my partner to be that close to it either. Be human, if I wanted Barbie, I would call my sales rep at Mattel.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Marriage, Committed