Songwriter Seeks Muse
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La Mirada, California | Bărbat În căutare de Femeie
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I'm a laid back, old-fashioned guy who treats a lady like a lady (yes, I actually open doors, pull out chairs, and then climb out the bathroom window after the bill arrives for the lobsters we just ate).
Now don't get me wrong, being clean-cut in this way doesn't mean that I'm naive or prudish -- it just means that I treat people the way I want to be treated.
And for that matter, what happens at Motel 6 STAYS at Motel 6 (besides, would you really want anyone to know you actually stayed at a Motel 6? -- heck, their idea of a jacuzzi is pouring club soda into the commode).
Never have I been promiscuous, a player, never lied to or cheated on a girl; and am a giver looking for another giver. Perhaps THAT'S why I'm alone on Friday nights: maybe women think I'm a gay hairdresser.
I've also never smoked pot, never used drugs, never had an alcohol problem -- and then I wonder why no one invites me to parties anymore.
Life's hard knocks have made something of a realist of me, but I'm still a hopeless romantic at heart. Translation: all I've learned from suffering is how to endure more suffering. I am an excellent communicator and enjoy sparkling conversation. (I don't enjoy sparkling cold cuts -- that glittery rainbow on the edges usually means they're spoiled.)
I am also a good listener too. I'm not always good at taking a hint, but I do respond pretty well to roofies.
I've done stand-up, sketch comedy and improv, and I love George Carlin, Chris Rock, Steve Martin, Steven Wright and Rodney Dangerfield).
I'm a fledgling singer/songwriter/guitarist (I've written over 1, 000 songs) and cartoonist (I've drawn over 10 -- okay, so I'm lazy). I'm also working on a musical adaptation of the play and movie "To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday." (Just another demonstration that the U.S. isn't outsourcing for idiots anymore -- thank God THAT gap finally got filled. But on the other hand, this might be the one that makes me. Makes me think my other idea about selling lizards from vending machines wasn't so bad after all.)
I'm also just as fine with a quiet Blockbuster evening too. There's nothing like a little cuddling to help you forget what a poor decision-maker your boss was today -- especially if one of those decisions was to fire you. I love to get my nightly dose of comedy from "Late Night with Conan O'Brian": it's got to be TV's number-one comedy laboratory.
Additionally, I prefer voluptuous to anorexic -- got that Allie McBeal? If people can see your spine from the front, you can finally stop using the fat-free mayo for your tuna salad.
I am totally open to any skin color and nationality. If a woman has some Italian and German in her, that's fine: just as long as the Italian and German have gone home before I pick her up.
Being into music is a major plus, especially if she likes Frank Sinatra and The Beatles, as my songwriting style tends to be strongly imbued with these two influences (although I do have my own voice).
I dig: '60s/'70s classic rock, psychedelia, folk/folk rock, '80s music, early heavy metal, cool jazz, Brazilian jazz, traditional pop or easy listening (Sinatra/Nat "King" Cole), swing/big band, Broadway show tunes, classical music. (But stay away from that degenerate ragtime! It's the Devil's music I tellya, and it could lead to dancing. Hey, who took my straw hat and racoon coat?)
You'll also have more quality time with me because I only watch sports on TV if the Lakers are in the finals -- and that's it. (Though Tiger Woods makes golf an occasional guilty pleasure.) Football and baseball bore me profoundly (though I'll go and watch either the Dodgers or the Angels live, so long as I have something to eat every hour).
I guess I've been rambling a bit too long, so to make a long story short: the end.
Now don't get me wrong, being clean-cut in this way doesn't mean that I'm naive or prudish -- it just means that I treat people the way I want to be treated.
And for that matter, what happens at Motel 6 STAYS at Motel 6 (besides, would you really want anyone to know you actually stayed at a Motel 6? -- heck, their idea of a jacuzzi is pouring club soda into the commode).
Never have I been promiscuous, a player, never lied to or cheated on a girl; and am a giver looking for another giver. Perhaps THAT'S why I'm alone on Friday nights: maybe women think I'm a gay hairdresser.
I've also never smoked pot, never used drugs, never had an alcohol problem -- and then I wonder why no one invites me to parties anymore.
Life's hard knocks have made something of a realist of me, but I'm still a hopeless romantic at heart. Translation: all I've learned from suffering is how to endure more suffering. I am an excellent communicator and enjoy sparkling conversation. (I don't enjoy sparkling cold cuts -- that glittery rainbow on the edges usually means they're spoiled.)
I am also a good listener too. I'm not always good at taking a hint, but I do respond pretty well to roofies.
I've done stand-up, sketch comedy and improv, and I love George Carlin, Chris Rock, Steve Martin, Steven Wright and Rodney Dangerfield).
I'm a fledgling singer/songwriter/guitarist (I've written over 1, 000 songs) and cartoonist (I've drawn over 10 -- okay, so I'm lazy). I'm also working on a musical adaptation of the play and movie "To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday." (Just another demonstration that the U.S. isn't outsourcing for idiots anymore -- thank God THAT gap finally got filled. But on the other hand, this might be the one that makes me. Makes me think my other idea about selling lizards from vending machines wasn't so bad after all.)
I'm also just as fine with a quiet Blockbuster evening too. There's nothing like a little cuddling to help you forget what a poor decision-maker your boss was today -- especially if one of those decisions was to fire you. I love to get my nightly dose of comedy from "Late Night with Conan O'Brian": it's got to be TV's number-one comedy laboratory.
Additionally, I prefer voluptuous to anorexic -- got that Allie McBeal? If people can see your spine from the front, you can finally stop using the fat-free mayo for your tuna salad.
I am totally open to any skin color and nationality. If a woman has some Italian and German in her, that's fine: just as long as the Italian and German have gone home before I pick her up.
Being into music is a major plus, especially if she likes Frank Sinatra and The Beatles, as my songwriting style tends to be strongly imbued with these two influences (although I do have my own voice).
I dig: '60s/'70s classic rock, psychedelia, folk/folk rock, '80s music, early heavy metal, cool jazz, Brazilian jazz, traditional pop or easy listening (Sinatra/Nat "King" Cole), swing/big band, Broadway show tunes, classical music. (But stay away from that degenerate ragtime! It's the Devil's music I tellya, and it could lead to dancing. Hey, who took my straw hat and racoon coat?)
You'll also have more quality time with me because I only watch sports on TV if the Lakers are in the finals -- and that's it. (Though Tiger Woods makes golf an occasional guilty pleasure.) Football and baseball bore me profoundly (though I'll go and watch either the Dodgers or the Angels live, so long as I have something to eat every hour).
I guess I've been rambling a bit too long, so to make a long story short: the end.
Zodie
Leu
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Categoria grea
Înălțimea mea este
6' 0 (1.83 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Albaștri
Sunt de etnie
Altele
Starea mea civilă este
Niciodată căsătorit(ă)
Am copii
Nu
Doresc copii
Nu sunt sigur(ă)
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Păr
Body Art
Nici nu m-aș gândi despre așa ceva
Părul meu este
Șaten deschis
Am mai multe de asta
Fără animale de companie
Dispus să mă mut
Nu
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Diplomă de Universitate
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu jumătate de normă
Specializarea mea este
Artă / Muzică / Literatură
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
English Tutor
Eu trăiesc
Cu un coleg (colegi)
acasă
Liniște totală
Fumez
Nu
Beau
Nu
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Clown de clasă
Comportamentul meu social este
Închis, Prietenos, De comedie, Deschis
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Artă și Artizanat, Citire, Învățare, Muzică, Tv , Filme, Dans, Mese, Teatru, Camping, Cărți de joc, Calculatoare
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, La un Casino, La un concert
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi
Going to a low key cultural event, having a nice dinner overlooking the ocean, chatting someplace quiet and private, stopping somewhere for dessert. That, or hopping on a boxcar and becoming hobos until our luck runs out and we get arrested for vagrancy: I usually let the girl decide.
Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc
SCUBA, sky diving, race car driving, ballooning, piloting a plane, astronomy, archiology, deep sea fishing, painting, acting in a movie, touring the country with my own band, space travel, flying first class, parenthood; staging an original musical, learning and playing craps in Vegas, hang gliding, parachuting, patenting an invention, creating a bill and getting a law passed, creating, writing for and acting in an original sitcom, growing a rose garden, a sea life aquarium, sleeping overnight in a haunted house, taking a cruise, vacationing in Europe, writing a song with Paul McCartney and recording it, riding the Orient Express, dining at the Waldorf Historia, seeing exotic places (The Great Wall, Bali, the Sphinx, the Tashmahal, the Grand Canyon, Niagra Falls, Brazil), go on a safari, go to cooking school (gourmet food/pastry), getting published in Poetry magazine; having a song I wrote recorded and performed by Tony Bennett.
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Prietenos, Vulgar, Ridicol
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Reformată
Particip la servicii
Niciodată
Scopul meu în viață este
Is to pull off the "trifecta": winning an Oscar, Grammy and Tony for songwriting.
Genul meu de umor este
Inteligent, Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos, Ridicol, Tainic, Buf, Vulgar
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Știri, Comedii, Filme
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Romantism, Dramă, Familie, Animație, De aventuri
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rock , Metal , Pop , Clasică, Sunt un artist de înregistrare, Jazz , Folk
Când citesc, eu citesc
Știri, Comic , Umor, Referință, Poezie, Știință, Sunt un autor
Distracția pentru mine este
Writing a great song; live performance (guitar/singing or poetry reading); shooting hoops; chatting up friends at a coffee house or day tripping; viewing movies (home/theatre); live entertainment (music/comedy/plays/musicals/farmers markets); picnics; pit fire/weenie roast at the beach in the evening; dining out; having a barbeque; sight seeing; being intimate with my gal.
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Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Empatie, Sensibilitate, Grija
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