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I Would Describe Myself As

I have two homes, one in Penn Valley PA and a summer home in Margate at the shore. I'm a published author financially and emotionally secure, and will look for new ways to surprise you every day. I'm always up for a getaway weekend or traveling to a distant shore. You want humor? Got that too! I'm told I have a very quick wit and enjoy the same in a woman, so feel free to verbally spar with me. My sense of humor is unique. Can't say that everyone gets it, only the very smart ones. I've always loved kids, although I have none of my own. Then again, I've had hundreds of them because in another life I was a teacher. In THIS life, however, I'm a writer with almost 900 stories in print, and six books of mine have been published : YOU HAD ME AT ARRGH, DESIREE, and DONNY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE; and my novel, OF A FEATHER. My second novel, SINKHOLE, was published August 2017. I'm physically active and enjoy biking daily as much for the scenery as for the exercise. Yada, yada, and yada...

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Libra

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

My Hair Is

Grey

Willing To Relocate

No

I keep kosher

No

I go to synagogue

Only on High Holidays

Do you speak or read Hebrew?

Read

My favorite home cooked jewish meal is

Other

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Entertainment / Media

My Job Title Is

Former teacher, current author

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Dinner and conversation. Simple and succinct. Maybe a quick kiss goodnight if I like you.

I've Always Wanted To Try

More traveling with the right person. I'm ready to see the world.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

To complete my bucket list. I'm well on my way, having published several books.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Pop, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Political, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

Anything that won't kill me

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Beauty inside and out. It's hard to match those two.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage