Where have you been all my life?

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am 5'8" tall, 168 pounds, brown hair ( a little receeding at the hair-line), blue-eyes, slender built, affectionate, honest, sincere, faithful, playful, & loveable. I love jokes as long as I am not the but of the joke. One day, I walked into a staffing agency to apply for a job. The receptionist approached me and asked, "What can I do for you"? Immediately, I replied, "Oh, how about three summer-saults, two cart-wheels, and a back-flip". Obviously, she had NO sense of humor at all. Then the time I walked into a store to buy a soda. I made my selection & approached the counter with my money in hand. The cashier looked at me and asked, "Did you get gas"? I looked at her, placed my hand on my stomach & replied, "Are you kidding? I've had gas all day long"! She then looked at me and said, "Oh, well the Tums and Rolaids are over on isle three. If someone ask me how I am doing, I usually say, "Oh, fair to midland, partly cloudy". Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Watch out for the two gay judges, they tried each other. I prefer a lady in the age range of 18 to 25.

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Other

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Unemployed

My Speciality Is

Manufacturing / Distribution

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Internet, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Tv

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Whatever the lady wants as long as we are together.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Acting or modeling

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy

My Religion Is

Willing to convert

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To find that one special lady age 18 to 25 as my wife and be with her.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Family, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Folk, Gospel, Pop, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, News, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Being alone and intimate behind closed doors with that special lady.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

A lady between the age of 18 to 25, who prefers older men, who takes care of her body, is understanding, non-judgmental, does not look at my past, but my future, is sincere, and only wants me and no one else.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Marriage, Committed